Humans, may not be endowed by nature with great physical abilities like powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on, but there is one area where we excel ... sex!
I'm not talking about sexual activity because it has been proven the "dwarf chimpanzee" has more sex and much varied than the human being, but about penis size.
Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest pee-pee of all!
Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in size, have tiny penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In fact, in some African countries, saying that one is 'hung like a gorilla' is considered an insult.
That's about us, but which is the largest penis in nature?
Well, despite the huge size of penises in elephants and odd hoofed mammals like rhinos and horses, the biggest penis indeed belongs to the biggest animal ... the blue whale. The largest measured penis reached 8 feet ... see photo. Accurate measurements are difficult to be made because the whale's erect length can only be observed during mating and if you can just imagine trying to measure that bad boy, well, it shivers my timbers just to think about it.
Moreover, whales and dolphins have some control over their penises. They can move it and, to a certain degree, bend its tip to facilitate mating ... OH MY!
In relative terms, the title of Biggest Penis to Body ratio size belongs to ... a duck ... go figure ...
The Argentine Bluebill or Argentine Lake Duck. North American scientists have discovered the longest bird penis ever ... a 42.5cm organ belonging to a duck. Using an online conversion chart that comes out to over 16 inches ... my goodness be still my heart ...
Dr Kevin McCracken of the University of Alaska, Fairbanks, and colleagues, report in this week's Nature that they have found a specimen of the Argentine lake duck that has a penis longer than its body ... nearly half a meter long. This has extended an earlier estimate of the length of the duck's corkscrew-shaped penis, which was a mere 7.8 inches
What's crazy about this whole thing is that most birds do not even have a penis, except ostriches, ducks, geese and swans. The flaccid penis is coiled but fully erect is twice the size of the bird...
It would be like a human having a 12 feet penis ...
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