Monday, August 31, 2009

Sexy Granny Blog - Tips for the Perfect BJ

Sexy granny blog offers some special tips on the perfect BJ! Feel free to try this at home ...

One glass of wine with your partner and ...

Yes, mature women sex does include a bit of wine, maybe some naughty movies and a BJ ... wooo HOOO! Sexy Grannies ROCK!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Sexy Granny Blog .. Too Much Sexy Coffee?

The Sexy Granny blog scours the internet to keep all you sexy grannies out there safe and sound. Now I must say, that after watching this video I was struck by the fact this HOT Granny had a whole lot of energy and stamina ...

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Sexy Granny Blog - Strut your STUFF!

Sexy Granny Blog ....

Cash for Clunkers


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My fenders are too wide to be considered stylish. They were once as sleek as a little MG; now they look more like an old Buick.

My seat cushions have split open at the seams. My seats are sagging. Seat belts? I gave up all belts when Krispy Cremes opened a shop in my neighborhood.!

Air bag's? Forget it. The only bags I have these days are under my eyes. Not counting the saddlebags, of course.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires. OH MY!

Monday, August 17, 2009

Sexy Granny - WOO HOO what a ride!

The Sexy Granny Blog is all about living life to its fullest extent. Sexy Grannies know that every day is precious and should be enjoyed. Take the time to surround yourself with friends and family to laugh, live and cry together ...

Two of my favorite quotes are below ... I try to read them each and every day!

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”


"There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second."

Logan Pearsall Smith

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Sexy Granny Blog - Naughty Movies are FUN!

The sexy granny blog knows that most sexy grannies enjoy watching naughty movies ... after all they can be a lot of fun! Adult movies and adult lifestyle is becoming more mainstream. Too bad it took us so many years to discover that "everybody" does it ... lol!

I picked this article up on CNN that was taken from the Oprah Magazine ...

More Women Watching Porn

By Violet Blue from O, The Oprah Magazine © 2009

( -- Personally, I like my pizza deliveryman to do one thing: bring me my dinner. But mention this guy to a group of women, and, while most of us will think of cheesy pies with tomato sauce, a good number of us will conjure up that hilariously bad porn cliché, the randy fellow who's always ready to accept sex in exchange for a medium sausage and mushroom.

Notwithstanding how lame the cliché is, or how simply bad most porn is .. and after ten years as a professional reviewer of the stuff, I can report that much of it is very bad, the fact is, millions of women use and enjoy "explicit sexual imagery."

In the first three months of 2007, according to Nielsen/NetRatings, approximately one in three visitors to adult entertainment Web sites was female; during the same period, nearly 13 million American women were checking out porn online at least
once each month.

Theresa Flynt, vice president of marketing for Hustler video, says that women account for 56 percent of business at her company's video stores. "And the female audience is increasing," she adds. "Women are buying more porn." (They're creating more of it, too: Female director Candida Royalle's hard-core erotic videos, made expressly for women viewers, sell at the rate of approximately 10,000 copies a month.)

Meanwhile, science is finally buying into the idea that women are at least as stimulated by porn as men.

In a 2006 study at McGill University, researchers monitored genital temperature changes to measure sexual arousal and found that, when shown porn clips, men and women alike began displaying arousal within 30 seconds; men reached maximum arousal in about 11 minutes, women in about 12 (a statistically negligible difference, according to the study).

Even more compelling were the results of a 2004 study at Northwestern University that also assessed the effect of porn on genital arousal. Mind you, a copy of "Buffy the Vampire Layer" and a lubed-up feedback device isn't most girls' idea of a hot night in. But when the researchers showed gay, lesbian, and straight porn to heterosexual and homosexual women and men, they found that while the men responded more intensely to porn that mirrored their particular gender orientation, the wom
en tended to like it all. Or at least their bodies did.

But that's the hitch: Even when our bodies respond to what we're seeing, not every woman feels empowered to enjoy the show. For years we've been told that we won't ... or shouldn't ... be turned on by porn, end of story, sleep tight.

The message has come from all sides ... from conservative Christian organizations .."Traditionally, women are far more likely to engage in wistful, romantic fantasies than crude scenes of people engaging in sexual acts," Kathy Gallagher, co-founder of Pure Life Ministries, has written, to the radical feminist Catharine MacKinnon, who says porn exploits and discriminates against women, and encourages rape.

When everyone tells you that what you might be curious about, or even secretly like, is wrong, bad, sleazy, and shameful, you don't have to cast a line very far to land a set of inhibitions.

And, indeed, many a smart, strong, sexually self-reliant girl has popped in a porn DVD and ejected it just as quickly because she saw something that offended her or made her uncomfortable.

I've heard from many women that they don't like the sense of being "out of control" they get from watching porn ... that disconnect between how their body is feelin
g and what their brain is telling them is acceptable. I like to remind these women that porn won't make you do anything you didn't already want to do before you pressed Play on the "Edward Penishands" DVD.

I've also heard, plenty of times, that porn degrades women. That argument always makes me wonder about gay male porn, which lots of women appreciate for all its hunky hotties in flagrante. If heterosexual porn degrades women, does gay porn degrade men? What about porn made by women ... is that degrading, too?

For me, the real problem with most porn is its hokeyness ... the ridiculous costumes, the awful cinematography, the ludicrous story lines and the terrible acting.

And yet in my research and experience, the biggest roadblock for women (and men) to enjoying explicit imagery is the fear that they don't "stack up" to the bodies and abilities of the people onscreen. Erotic models and actresses bring up a whole range of adequacy issues, from breast size to weight, from what you look like "down there" to the adult acne we all periodically fight.

But it's worth remembering that if porn performers looked like you and me, they'd be out of a job. They're abnormally thin, they get cosmetic surgery literally from head to toe, they have makeup in places you'd be surprised makeup can be applied, they shave and wax everything imaginable, and they're weirdly flexible. They occupy a tiny end of the gene pool, and that's why they're capable of acting out fantasy sex.

So just what do we love about it? First, the way it lets us satisfy our very normal, very human sexual curiosity. If you're like me, you're the kind of woman who'll peep at Pam Anderson's new boob job just to see the latest installations. But it's not just what the bodies look like, it's what they look like aroused ... and what they can do. Watching people have sex can be fascinating.

Porn is also a fun and versatile toy. Explicit sexual imagery is an aphrodisiac; it sends a direct current buzzing from our brains to our groins. Like a reliable vibrator, it can be a great tool. With porn, women like me get to experiment with making adult choices and trying on new fantasy ideas, just as we might try a different brand of condom for a change.

We don't have to think of rationality and animalistic urges as mutually exclusive. If we desire, we can let them play together like tennis doubles. Porn is one more pleasure to add to life's sexual buffet, one that can be enjoyed with a partner or alone. And if "Shaving Ryan's Privates" winds up giving you more giggles than orgasms, then the only casualty is...Ryan's privates!

So ladies, it's time to get out the popcorn, your favorite adult toy and the partner of your choice and have some mature women sex! Sexy Grannies ROCK!

Sexy Granny - Say NO to Granny Panties!

The Sexy Granny Blog has rules and guidelines that should be followed by all sexy grannies out there ... and rule #1 ... SAY NO TO GRANNY PANTIES!

The sexy granny always should be thinking ahead ... what if you are going to take your clothes off in front of an audience ... like a HOT looking man? I am talking mature women sex here, not simply "old lady sex" ... you need to undress for success. Watch the video ...

Yes, it is true that granny panties can act as a type of birth control, but remember, twilight sex doesn't require that anymore ... so ladies ... donate those "ugly ass" panties to the goodwill and get yourself some fine looking undies!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Sexy Granny ... the Mission Statement!

Hey Sexy Granny ... you ladies know who you are ... you are the wonderful women of the world ... comfortable in your bodies, accepting of your new role and all that goes with it and want to live life to its fullest. Yes, you have had bumps in the road along the way, but hey, that just gives you character!

We still think about sex, but now the establishment calls it twilight sex, sex for seniors or mature women sex ... oh MY! We know that it can be hot or HOTTER than it was when we looked "hot"! Maturity adds wisdom and a whole lot more ...

Sexy Grannies, may or may not have children or grandchildren, but you have come of age and are ready to use the time remaining to do what we want, not what some one "thinks"we should be doing .... WELCOME ... to the Sexy Granny Blog!