Sexy Granny Blog

Sexy Granny Puts the Twinkle back in your Toes!

2009-10-14T07:39:00.000-07:00

The sexy granny blog is always here for you and we are always ready to give advice!

"Life is short, break the rules, forgive sooner, love with true love ....

Laugh without control and always keep smiling .....

Maybe life is not the party that we were expecting, but in the mean time ...

We're here and we can still dance....."

Sexy Granny - Lovemaking Tips by Wolfgang

2009-10-10T10:31:00.000-07:00

These lovemaking tips were sent to the Sexy Granny Blog by my friend from Austria, Wolfgang ... I don't know if he has actual personal experience along these lines or not ....

Lovemaking Tips for Seniors

1. Sexy Seniors ... please wear your glasses to make sure your partner is really in the bed.

2. While attempting Seniors Sex, set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Twilight Sex ... set the mood with lighting ... turn the lights OFF!

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want ... the neighbors are deaf too ... oh MY!

9. Woo hoo ... if it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

Wolfgang is such a crackup ... LOL!

Sexy Granny Blog - When I was YOUR Age ...

2009-09-26T17:59:00.000-07:00

Sexy Granny blog remembers when ... You know, I think as we age that some of our memories become a bit hazy. In fact, sometimes I am not sure I it really happened or it was all a dream. Perhaps that is the 1960's kicking in? Kinda scary!

But all us sexy grannies out there know that we love a to tell a great story.

Sexy Granny - Weight Loss Tips

2009-09-25T05:16:00.000-07:00

Sexy Granny Blog, as a public service, is providing you with the latest up to date calorie burning activities ... of course we all know that eating less is also an option to weight loss in addition to moderate exercise.

Calories Burned during S.E.X.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent 12 Calories
Without her consent 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands 8 Calories
With one hand 12 Calories
With your teeth 485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection 6 Calories
Without an erection 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary 12 Calories
69 lying down 78 Calories
69 standing up 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow 216 Calories
Doggy Style 326 Calories
Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real 112 Calories
Fake 1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories
Getting up immediately 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years 36 Calories
30-39 years 80 Calories
40-49 years 124 Calories
50-59 years 1972 Calories
60-69 years 7,916 Calories
70 and over Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly 32 Calories
In a hurry 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories

Results may vary!

Sexy grannies .. who knew that us sexy seniors would be having so much fun?

So take off your granny panties and participate in some "old lady sex" ... Woo Hooo!

Sexy Granny ... Does Size Matter, Let's Ask the Duck!

2009-09-24T12:00:00.000-07:00

Sexy Granny Blog today takes on the "large" task discussing penis size ... settle down now, this is serious stuff ... LOL!

Humans, may not be endowed by nature with great physical abilities like powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on, but there is one area where we excel ... sex!

I'm not talking about sexual activity because it has been proven the "dwarf chimpanzee" has more sex and much varied than the human being, but about penis size.

Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest pee-pee of all!

Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in size, have tiny penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In fact, in some African countries, saying that one is 'hung like a gorilla' is considered an insult.

That's about us, but which is the largest penis in nature?

Well, despite the huge size of penises in elephants and odd hoofed mammals like rhinos and horses, the biggest penis indeed belongs to the biggest animal ... the blue whale. The largest measured penis reached 8 feet ... see photo. Accurate measurements are difficult to be made because the whale's erect length can only be observed during mating and if you can just imagine trying to measure that bad boy, well, it shivers my timbers just to think about it.

Moreover, whales and dolphins have some control over their penises. They can move it and, to a certain degree, bend its tip to facilitate mating ... OH MY!

In relative terms, the title of Biggest Penis to Body ratio size belongs to ... a duck ... go figure ...

The Argentine Bluebill or Argentine Lake Duck. North American scientists have discovered the longest bird penis ever ... a 42.5cm organ belonging to a duck. Using an online conversion chart that comes out to over 16 inches ... my goodness be still my heart ...

Dr Kevin McCracken of the University of Alaska, Fairbanks, and colleagues, report in this week's Nature that they have found a specimen of the Argentine lake duck that has a penis longer than its body ... nearly half a meter long. This has extended an earlier estimate of the length of the duck's corkscrew-shaped penis, which was a mere 7.8 inches

What's crazy about this whole thing is that most birds do not even have a penis, except ostriches, ducks, geese and swans. The flaccid penis is coiled but fully erect is twice the size of the bird...

It would be like a human having a 12 feet penis ...

Sexy Granny Blog - Beer Bong Tastie, Cheers!

2009-09-19T10:09:00.000-07:00

The Sexy Granny blog knows that there is vital information out there concerning all sexy grannies. this may or may not be some of that info ... LOL!

83-year-old grandmother has a go with a beer bong ...

When 83-year-old New York-native Frances Levine could not attend her grandson’s graduation from the University a year ago, she made it a point to visit campus this year. “I try to visit all the colleges of my grandchildren,” Levine explains. With plans to visit her granddaughter, LSA sophomore Allie Levine, Frances’s son Murray Levine arranged for her to visit the University Nov. 12 and attend the Michigan football game against Indiana. As the Levine family made their way from Allie’s Delta Phi Epsilon sorority house to Michigan Stadium, Allie warned her grandmother about the party-heavy atmosphere and the drinking that goes on during a Football Saturday in Ann Arbor. Frances found out first-hand when her group stopped at 914 State St., the apartment building known for its three-story beer bong.

Many students were standing around the bong, a large funnel at the top, followed by nearly 30 feet of tubing. Few students were attempting the beer bong and those who did were getting drenched in beer. But Frances decided to give it a chance. “My mother got closer and closer and said ‘I think I’m going to give it a try,’ ” Murray said.

Frances said her family was baffled by her curiosity and interest in the college tradition. “They said, ‘You can’t do this!’ and I said ‘Why not?’ ”

Meanwhile, in apartment 301, Engineering seniors Tom Korycinski and Gary Ventimiglia, along with their friends, were manning the beer bong on the balcony. Korycinski and Ventimiglia, who live across the hall, had inherited the beer bong and the key to the empty apartment from the residents before them.

Murray asked one of the students controlling the beer bong if he would lend his coat to Frances so she would not get covered in beer like those who had gone before her. Frances requested that the guys put just a little beer in the bong. According to Korycinski, he usually uses two 16-ounce cups of beer for each person, but for Frances, he gave her just one 12-ounce beer.

When Frances started to do the beer bong, students in the vicinity erupted in excitement and enthusiasm. “They were yelling ‘Go, go, go, go, go!’ ” Murray said. “The guy with the jacket slapped her five and all,” Allie added.

Frances enjoyed herself just as much as those around her. “I loved it. I felt great. I felt young – not that I feel that old,” Frances said. She especially enjoyed the response she got from the students. “I loved the kids cheering me on.”

“On a day like that – to see her hit it was pretty amazing,” Korycinski said.

In fact, Frances became a bit of a local celebrity that day. After the game while she was waiting for Murray to get the car, she was immediately recognized by a group of guys. “They said, ‘you’re the woman who did the three-story beer bong!’ ” Frances recalled.

Frances said the best part of the entire experience was the enthusiasm and cheers of the students. “I love everything about the kids. I want them to drink less, but I guess that’s a little old fashioned.”

Well, all I have to say is Frances is a better woman than me ...

Sexy Granny Blog - Grannies Religous Experience

2009-09-18T12:18:00.000-07:00

Sexy Granny Blog relates a religious experience!

I just received this from one of my dear friends. As all Sexy grannies know, it is very important to continue to drive ... that way you are able to keep your independence. My friends grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ‘For the love of God!’ ‘Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! ;

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

Sexy Granny Blog Ponders the BIG Questions ..

2009-09-16T11:13:00.000-07:00

The sexy granny blog understands about all you sexy seniors out there and wants you to consider the latest ...

I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . .GIVE ME A BREAK!

I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you'll probably relate.

What it means to be a sexy granny ...

... the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.

... we no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.

... you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around..

... you go for a mammogram and you realize that this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless

... you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, 'Listen, honey, even the Roman empire fell and those will too.'

... brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and we're sitting on our biggest ones.

... you look at your know-it-all, cellphone carrying teenager and think, 'For this I have stretch marks?'

... our memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we can retain is water.

... Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand McNally--more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of Wisconsin

... you become more reflective. You start pondering the 'big' questions. What is life? Why am I here? How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice?

... brings with it an appreciation for what is important. We realize that breasts sag, hips expand, and chins double, but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile. Would any of you trade the knowledge that you have now, for the body you had way back when? Maybe our bodies simply have to expand to hold all the wisdom and love we've acquired.. That's my philosophy and I'm sticking to it!

Smooches for all you sexy grannies out there!

Sexy Granny Blog - Shake your Booty ...

2009-09-13T11:49:00.000-07:00

Sexy Granny Blog. You know ladies sometimes you just want to get out there and shake your booty. Now that we are "of an age" we can go out and enjoy!

Sexy Granny Blog - Plan Your Orgy Carefully

2009-09-11T06:23:00.000-07:00

The Sexy Granny Blog is here to offer tips and tricks about all things sexy .... Now, the British have never been know for a great sense of humor and here is the proof.

Seems like these sexy seniors had the right idea ... the scene was set ... candles, music and baby oil ... they just needed to be away from prying eyes ...

Perhaps if they had a few cups of tea things would have progressed quicker and they would have evaded discovery. Let's face it sexy grannies and grampa's sometimes need a little "kick start" to get going, but we aren't dead yet ... LOL!

Sexy Granny Blog - Visit Fucking Austria!

2009-09-10T06:08:00.000-07:00

The Sexy Granny Blog likes to keep you on the cutting edge of funny, naughty and sexy things out there ... well ... from a blog post 2 years ago ... Enjoy!

Friday, September 14, 2007
Wine Food Pairing in F***king, Austria!

I always say that Wine Food Pairing is an adventure and now, boys and girls, here is the proof! My latest travels have taken me to the tiny village in Austria named F***king (that's pronounced Fooking!) Lest you think I am just talking "naughty", I am standing next to the road sign....unfortunately, it is a small village and I was unable to find a T-shirt to buy.

F***king is located in upper Austria, just a few miles outside of Salzburg. Even though it is just a stones throw from a large city like Salzburg, it was darn hard to find! We had to stop several times to ask shopkeepers directions to F***ing......everyone was very helpful....no one thought it amusing that we were searching for this tiny town......not a one even twitched a smile! Obviously, this is not a bad word in the German language.

I, of course, take my mission of Wine Food Pairing seriously and wanted to stop at the local F***king cafe for a glass of wine and a bite of regional food, but F***king was so small that we couldn't find a cafe...........no F***king hotel either! Imagine that!

OK, not to be detoured from my original mission, my husband and I pulled over to the side of the road (next to the F***king road sign!) and had a quick picnic.....actually we sat in the car because it was F***king raining outside! (OOPS! bad word!). We had purchased some food and wine while getting directions to F***king and I opened up a delightful Roter Tafelwein from Sonneilten (that's Red table wine). This Austrian wine can be found almost anywhere in the country, but I have never seen it in the US...I guess they don't make enough to export. We paired this with a "zesty" Kase Cabanossi (cheese sausage) ....simply delish! What could be better on a rainy afternoon?

In doing a bit of research on F***king, I came across a hilarious video posted on youtube with Roseanne Barr and Graham Norton. If you are in the mood for a real belly laugh click on this link....I almost wet my pants!

OK, now you sexy grannies out there, it is well worth the detour to visit Fucking, Austria just for the photo opportunity, but please do not steal the signs ... LOL!

Sexy Granny Blog ... the Power of the .... !

2009-09-09T06:19:00.000-07:00

The Sexy Granny blog takes a few moments to travel back in time to when we were in our carefree youth ... little did we know that we could control the world!

Think back, where were you when you found out the real truth ... LOL!

Sexy Granny Blog - They Grow WILD Now!

2009-09-08T16:02:00.000-07:00

Sexy Granny Blog ... Did you know that Penis Mushrooms grow WILD ?

BTW ....

An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it.

"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."

Sexy Granny Blog - Beware the Ice Cream Truck!

2009-09-05T11:57:00.000-07:00

The Sexy Granny Blog has some advice for Sunday morning Sex ...

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

Sexy Granny Blog - Tips for the Perfect BJ

2009-08-31T16:00:00.000-07:00

Sexy granny blog offers some special tips on the perfect BJ! Feel free to try this at home ...

One glass of wine with your partner and ...

Yes, mature women sex does include a bit of wine, maybe some naughty movies and a BJ ... wooo HOOO! Sexy Grannies ROCK!

Sexy Granny Blog .. Too Much Sexy Coffee?

2009-08-20T10:45:00.000-07:00

The Sexy Granny blog scours the internet to keep all you sexy grannies out there safe and sound. Now I must say, that after watching this video I was struck by the fact this HOT Granny had a whole lot of energy and stamina ...

Sexy Granny Blog - Strut your STUFF!

2009-08-19T07:08:00.000-07:00

Sexy Granny Blog ....

Cash for Clunkers

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My fenders are too wide to be considered stylish. They were once as sleek as a little MG; now they look more like an old Buick.

My seat cushions have split open at the seams. My seats are sagging. Seat belts? I gave up all belts when Krispy Cremes opened a shop in my neighborhood.!

Air bag's? Forget it. The only bags I have these days are under my eyes. Not counting the saddlebags, of course.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires. OH MY!

Sexy Granny - WOO HOO what a ride!

2009-08-17T13:49:00.000-07:00

The Sexy Granny Blog is all about living life to its fullest extent. Sexy Grannies know that every day is precious and should be enjoyed. Take the time to surround yourself with friends and family to laugh, live and cry together ...

Two of my favorite quotes are below ... I try to read them each and every day!

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”

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"There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second."

Logan Pearsall Smith

Sexy Granny Blog - Naughty Movies are FUN!

2009-08-16T08:08:00.000-07:00

The sexy granny blog knows that most sexy grannies enjoy watching naughty movies ... after all they can be a lot of fun! Adult movies and adult lifestyle is becoming more mainstream. Too bad it took us so many years to discover that "everybody" does it ... lol!

I picked this article up on CNN that was taken from the Oprah Magazine ...

More Women Watching Porn

By Violet Blue from O, The Oprah Magazine © 2009

(OPRAH.com) -- Personally, I like my pizza deliveryman to do one thing: bring me my dinner. But mention this guy to a group of women, and, while most of us will think of cheesy pies with tomato sauce, a good number of us will conjure up that hilariously bad porn cliché, the randy fellow who's always ready to accept sex in exchange for a medium sausage and mushroom.

Notwithstanding how lame the cliché is, or how simply bad most porn is .. and after ten years as a professional reviewer of the stuff, I can report that much of it is very bad, the fact is, millions of women use and enjoy "explicit sexual imagery."

In the first three months of 2007, according to Nielsen/NetRatings, approximately one in three visitors to adult entertainment Web sites was female; during the same period, nearly 13 million American women were checking out porn online at least once each month.

Theresa Flynt, vice president of marketing for Hustler video, says that women account for 56 percent of business at her company's video stores. "And the female audience is increasing," she adds. "Women are buying more porn." (They're creating more of it, too: Female director Candida Royalle's hard-core erotic videos, made expressly for women viewers, sell at the rate of approximately 10,000 copies a month.)

Meanwhile, science is finally buying into the idea that women are at least as stimulated by porn as men.

In a 2006 study at McGill University, researchers monitored genital temperature changes to measure sexual arousal and found that, when shown porn clips, men and women alike began displaying arousal within 30 seconds; men reached maximum arousal in about 11 minutes, women in about 12 (a statistically negligible difference, according to the study).

Even more compelling were the results of a 2004 study at Northwestern University that also assessed the effect of porn on genital arousal. Mind you, a copy of "Buffy the Vampire Layer" and a lubed-up feedback device isn't most girls' idea of a hot night in. But when the researchers showed gay, lesbian, and straight porn to heterosexual and homosexual women and men, they found that while the men responded more intensely to porn that mirrored their particular gender orientation, the women tended to like it all. Or at least their bodies did.

But that's the hitch: Even when our bodies respond to what we're seeing, not every woman feels empowered to enjoy the show. For years we've been told that we won't ... or shouldn't ... be turned on by porn, end of story, sleep tight.

The message has come from all sides ... from conservative Christian organizations .."Traditionally, women are far more likely to engage in wistful, romantic fantasies than crude scenes of people engaging in sexual acts," Kathy Gallagher, co-founder of Pure Life Ministries, has written, to the radical feminist Catharine MacKinnon, who says porn exploits and discriminates against women, and encourages rape.

When everyone tells you that what you might be curious about, or even secretly like, is wrong, bad, sleazy, and shameful, you don't have to cast a line very far to land a set of inhibitions.

And, indeed, many a smart, strong, sexually self-reliant girl has popped in a porn DVD and ejected it just as quickly because she saw something that offended her or made her uncomfortable.

I've heard from many women that they don't like the sense of being "out of control" they get from watching porn ... that disconnect between how their body is feeling and what their brain is telling them is acceptable. I like to remind these women that porn won't make you do anything you didn't already want to do before you pressed Play on the "Edward Penishands" DVD.

I've also heard, plenty of times, that porn degrades women. That argument always makes me wonder about gay male porn, which lots of women appreciate for all its hunky hotties in flagrante. If heterosexual porn degrades women, does gay porn degrade men? What about porn made by women ... is that degrading, too?

For me, the real problem with most porn is its hokeyness ... the ridiculous costumes, the awful cinematography, the ludicrous story lines and the terrible acting.

And yet in my research and experience, the biggest roadblock for women (and men) to enjoying explicit imagery is the fear that they don't "stack up" to the bodies and abilities of the people onscreen. Erotic models and actresses bring up a whole range of adequacy issues, from breast size to weight, from what you look like "down there" to the adult acne we all periodically fight.

But it's worth remembering that if porn performers looked like you and me, they'd be out of a job. They're abnormally thin, they get cosmetic surgery literally from head to toe, they have makeup in places you'd be surprised makeup can be applied, they shave and wax everything imaginable, and they're weirdly flexible. They occupy a tiny end of the gene pool, and that's why they're capable of acting out fantasy sex.

So just what do we love about it? First, the way it lets us satisfy our very normal, very human sexual curiosity. If you're like me, you're the kind of woman who'll peep at Pam Anderson's new boob job just to see the latest installations. But it's not just what the bodies look like, it's what they look like aroused ... and what they can do. Watching people have sex can be fascinating.

Porn is also a fun and versatile toy. Explicit sexual imagery is an aphrodisiac; it sends a direct current buzzing from our brains to our groins. Like a reliable vibrator, it can be a great tool. With porn, women like me get to experiment with making adult choices and trying on new fantasy ideas, just as we might try a different brand of condom for a change.

We don't have to think of rationality and animalistic urges as mutually exclusive. If we desire, we can let them play together like tennis doubles. Porn is one more pleasure to add to life's sexual buffet, one that can be enjoyed with a partner or alone. And if "Shaving Ryan's Privates" winds up giving you more giggles than orgasms, then the only casualty is...Ryan's privates!

So ladies, it's time to get out the popcorn, your favorite adult toy and the partner of your choice and have some mature women sex! Sexy Grannies ROCK!

Sexy Granny - Say NO to Granny Panties!

2009-08-16T06:30:00.000-07:00

The Sexy Granny Blog has rules and guidelines that should be followed by all sexy grannies out there ... and rule #1 ... SAY NO TO GRANNY PANTIES!

The sexy granny always should be thinking ahead ... what if you are going to take your clothes off in front of an audience ... like a HOT looking man? I am talking mature women sex here, not simply "old lady sex" ... you need to undress for success. Watch the video ...

Yes, it is true that granny panties can act as a type of birth control, but remember, twilight sex doesn't require that anymore ... so ladies ... donate those "ugly ass" panties to the goodwill and get yourself some fine looking undies!

Sexy Granny ... the Mission Statement!

2009-08-15T15:46:00.000-07:00

Hey Sexy Granny ... you ladies know who you are ... you are the wonderful women of the world ... comfortable in your bodies, accepting of your new role and all that goes with it and want to live life to its fullest. Yes, you have had bumps in the road along the way, but hey, that just gives you character!

We still think about sex, but now the establishment calls it twilight sex, sex for seniors or mature women sex ... oh MY! We know that it can be hot or HOTTER than it was when we looked "hot"! Maturity adds wisdom and a whole lot more ...

Sexy Grannies, may or may not have children or grandchildren, but you have come of age and are ready to use the time remaining to do what we want, not what some one "thinks"we should be doing .... WELCOME ... to the Sexy Granny Blog!