Sexy Granny Puts the Twinkle back in your Toes!

The sexy granny blog is always here for you and we are always ready to give advice!

"Life is short, break the rules, forgive sooner, love with true love ....

Laugh without control and always keep smiling .....

Maybe life is not the party that we were expecting, but in the mean time ...

We're here and we can still dance....."

Sexy Granny - Lovemaking Tips by Wolfgang

These lovemaking tips were sent to the Sexy Granny Blog by my friend from Austria, Wolfgang ... I don't know if he has actual personal experience along these lines or not ....

Lovemaking Tips for Seniors



1. Sexy Seniors ... please wear your glasses to make sure your partner is really in the bed.

2. While attempting Seniors Sex, set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Twilight Sex ... set the mood with lighting ... turn the lights OFF!

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want ... the neighbors are deaf too ... oh MY!

9. Woo hoo ... if it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.




Wolfgang is such a crackup ... LOL!